Costo Casket

I would like to attend a funeral where the Casket came from Costco.
I try to picture going to Costco and asking to see a casket size M. The attendant asking is it "For here or to go?". The customer driving upto the door and hoisting the casket into the back of the Truck. Or would it be an SUV?

What if the casket was on back order?
Would you still have a 90 day return policy?