Time, Time, Time.

Everyone charges me for my time.
I register my children for school. The school charges me a deposit for the time it takes them to process the application. (Silly me, I thought that was called a salary.)
If I miss a dentist or doctors appointment they will charge me a cancellation fee for "their time."
Return merchandise late and there is a processing fee.

I just have one question: Who do I charge for my time?
Every year I get to fill out the same forms with the same information for school.
I spend at least 20 minutes sitting in the waiting room for the Dr or dentist.
And I would really like to know how much time it takes to rescan anything.

Perhaps, if I billed businesses for my time they would learn that it all washes out in the end.

Costo Casket

I would like to attend a funeral where the Casket came from Costco.
I try to picture going to Costco and asking to see a casket size M. The attendant asking is it "For here or to go?". The customer driving upto the door and hoisting the casket into the back of the Truck. Or would it be an SUV?

What if the casket was on back order?
Would you still have a 90 day return policy?